Rabid--with a history of biting tourists.
Hopefully, none of the guidelines in this public service announcement will discourage people from visiting the fine beaches of San Simeon. Our shorelines are every bit as safe as those mentioned before (the ones just outside nuclear power plants).
If you'd like to thank the selfless and caring individual who authored these wonderful rules, please feel free to do so.
By staying the hell out of my face.
I better not hear any more crap about being antisocial. I could lose my sunny disposition. And that would be bad, very bad indeed, for both tourism and public health along the central coast.
Oh... and have a great day at the beach!
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